My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”
so I said “what?”
And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”
The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”
vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead
carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead
Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight
Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm
He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams
Definately will reblog :333
ME