racingbarakarts:
My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”
so I said “what?”
And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”
The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

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hot take

ungratefulworms:

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bellas-orange-jansport:

1953swan:
esmeanne:
vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead

carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

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wholesomely-gay:

justchubbycats:
workhard3r:
justchubbycats:
Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight
Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm
He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams
Definately will reblog :333

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bestbandorigirloftheday:

u

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transpunkspacejunk:

0kboy:
ME

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lilliput-army:

西野七瀬

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